Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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