the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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