So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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