That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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