Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Nicole vs. Life
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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