There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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