Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
