i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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