Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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