If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There's always time for handjobs
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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