Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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