Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You can't just leave with hair like that
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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