Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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