so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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