youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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