Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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