love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
