hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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