Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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