Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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