But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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