i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need a beard to bite.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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