I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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