id be glad to
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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