I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
