No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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