Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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