Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
