You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She's JV to your varsity
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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