Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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