We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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