Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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