so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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