Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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