Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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