im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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