I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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