ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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