He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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