Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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