She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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