You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize