my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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