How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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