i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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