I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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