Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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