is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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