I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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