Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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