I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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