HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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