can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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