Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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