so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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